Days 3-6: Is it that fucking hard?

Days 3-5 can basically be skipped because nothing noteworthy happened.

I fail to understand how the game Mafia is supposed to build trusting relationships. It is a game where certain players are designated Mafia and others villagers or townsfolk. In a round, the Mafia kill a villager, and the surviving villagers try to decide who is a Mafia member and drag them to their deaths. While it makes for a fun party game, I don't see how one group of people killing in the shadows and another dragging off hapless and helpless victims with nothing more than vague suggestions is supposed to build a positive relationship. If anything, it makes everyone suspect everyone else. But then again, I have a degree in Literature, not in anything social, so maybe I just don't understand these things.

Today was opening day, and it went pretty smoothly...

...aside from the fact that I am now afriad of the dorm bathroom BECAUSE THE LITTLE FUCKERS PEED ON EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE GOD DAMN INSIDE OF THE TOILET BOWL! The end result conjures pictures of them just going in there, whippin' it out and having a grand ole time relieving themselves. I'm sort of surprised that the lounge furniture and television are not up to their inanimate eyeballs in wee. Holy Christ in Heaven, is it so god damn hard to urinate into a foot-wide target? IS IT? It's like being blasted back into the Shakespeare days when people would dump buckets of human refuse into the streets with no regard for things like sanitation or E.coli outbreaks. Parents, if by some chance you stumble across this blog on Google or some shit, STEP UP THE POTTY TRAINING! Use strong language, duct tape, and firearms as needed.

Well, it feels better now that all that is out. Now I'm going to go out into the hall and throw up about something else.

when you're gonna explode, you can use the commode
in igloos, cave-dwellings or tents
no need to explain when gotta it drain
just don't whiz on the electric fence